Thursday, September 1, 2011

I just need to vent

So tired of the assholes in my life I just need somewhere to let me anger out without causing drama.

My mom is one of these people I want to rant about. She is the most fucking retarded person I have ever known in my life and just possibly the most annoying and lazy. Hi can you and me the remote that is 2 inches from my hand even though you are all the way over in the kitchen? No fuck you. Omg I would rather spend 25 minutes driving around the parking lot looking for a close parking space then taking 2 minutes to park further out and walk my fat ass up to the store or restaurant. Or the best is when she accuses me of stupid shit instead of just checking it out herself. "your aunt said you were posting all this shit on facebook" well why don't you log onto your facebook and check yourself instead of waking me from a dead sleep at fucking 10pm.
I like when she talks to me like I am a complete moron too. I ask her a question and she's like "don't post this on facebook I don't want all my personal information on there." yeah you caught me. I was going to post the whole conversation for everyone to read and not to mention I was going to make my profile public and tell everyone my phone number, address, SSN and so on. Seriously? I think she needs a reality check big time.